Whoosaaa

Anyone have any good stress relieving techniques?

I've found myself more anxious the past couple of days

 than I have in quite some time.

I am literally one big ball of nerves.

My roommate makes this "wwhhoooooossaaaa" sound.

Sounds a little ridiculous, and I'm not sure it works.

Some go for runs.

The idea of that gives me more anxiety than the anxiety itself.

Some drink. I can get down with that technique,

but I have to be a functional human being for most parts of the day;

the amount of stress I'm under would require not one but two bottles of Jose

Others shop. But I'm constantly in a state of "broke" so...next!

Until I find a more appropriate form of healing,

I will continue to medicate with my anti-anxiety drugs.