domestically disabled.: you should know..

i got the following from a blog i follow Run With Me. I am fairly certain that Ashley and I could be great friends in real life. Mostly because we are both celebrity and fashion obsessed, former South Carolinians, gamecock fans and present day Atlantans. One slight difference, she likes to run. and well, working out for me is a straight up CHORE. either way, i figured i'd play along with her little survey, and then added 11 random facts about me. you should too :)

1. Which Website do you visit the most?

i look at the Horry County Mugshot Gallery every day at work. its a ritual. the best days are the ones where i find people i know on there.

2. If you couldn't shave your legs or wax your eyebrows for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

id go without waxing my eyebrows, you can always pluck :) (see what i did there, tricky!)

3. Name a talent you have

i have an incredible memory when it comes to song lyrics

4. If you could meet one person, living or dead, who would it be?

my mom's aunt diane. from what i hear she was a remarkable person.

5. If you had to go on a reality TV or game show, which one would you choose?

obviously the bachelor or bachelor pad (see random fact #1 below)

6. If you were president, what's one law you would make?

everyone has to mind their own business. and we would have a national 2 week holiday every summer like China does. ok thats 2, but who cares :)

7. What's your favorite smell?

my blankie. it smells like comfort and familiarity which are 2 of the best feelings in the world.

8. You have a spicy piece of gossip, who's the first person you tell?

my mom!

9. What's your favorite thing about yourself?

physically- my boobs. i happen to think they are fabulous (thought could be bigger).

10. what's your favorite holiday?

my birthday! what, you dont consider that a holiday? fine- Mardi Gras

11. What did you want to be when you grew up?

a stay at home mom. i got a minus (-) on my essay in the 3rd grade about how i wanted to be a mom when i grew up. Ms. Buck was just bitter because she was 35 and single with no kids yet.

11 random things about me that you should know:

i am overly obsessed with the bachelor. if you follow me on twitter you already know this; but if you don't, now you do. i am certain that i belong on that show. i dont necessarily believe in the "you can find love on a reality show" premise, but i definitely believe in the "you can have a great time, travel the world, meet a hot guy (minus Ben Flajnik), make best friends, and attend raging Bachelor family reunions." idea. plus i'd like the be on Bachelor Pad. i'd be phenomenal at playing the manipulative twisty mind games.

on my bday last year. met Mickey, Constantine and Ben.

im addicted to diet coke. like wake up with one every morning, drink with every meal and go to bed with it on my nightstand kind of addicted. if it truly does cause cancer, im screwed.

not even possible to love something more

i draw my eyebrows on. more like fill them in with a pencil and a powder, but i feel naked without them.

i love gaudy gold jewelry. i am so in love with the fact that "arm parties" are trendy right now because im obsessed. you'll rarely see me without my watch and bangles stacked on my left arm. also layering necklaces and anything heavy and over the top looking.

i was a size 4T until first grade. id give up anything to be extremely petite again. besides my boobs of course.
drama surrounds me in life. thank goodness its usually not directly connected to me, but my friends love to come to me with theirs.
i write letters. i got this from my mom, but ever since i was younger i've written letters to people and never given them. sometimes is about things that are bothering me or have upset me, sometimes its all good things. some of them are stashed away but most of them eventually get thrown out.
i went to see a psychic this past weekend. got my tarot cards read. $45 and 30 minutes later i learned nothing new about myself excpet that all of my "distrust and negative engergy towards men" can be treated with a low-cost $150 spiritual healing session. it was fun, never the less.

there are few men in this world that i find sexier than Blake Shelton. i've always been a fan, but watching him on the voice made me fall in love

i have 2 tattoos. a violet on my right hip and "celebrate life" on my left. i could go without the violet, but i dont hate it. however, i adore my celebrate life. it represents so much to me.

and because i'm not in a creative mood and im running out of procrastinating time at work, i'll keep the questions the same as Ashley. why fix something that's not broken?

1. Which Website do you visit the most? I mean, besides this one obviously? ;)